September 2009
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I must be pissed drunk
Despite only having had two sips of wine at dinner.
I mean, how else do I explain why I am now attempting to write a Beckett-ian play about the day my ex-husband told me that 1. he did not apreciate me giving up my life to move overseas with him and he didn’t have to because I did not have a life to give up in the first place. And 2. I was never and will never be his best friend. Ever.
Oh...
August 2009
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Funny Anecdote
Coming from a blog I read often:
Christan man chasing after stranger who does not want to be witnessed to: Woman, you are LOST!
Annoyed stranger: Then why are you FOLLOWING ME?!!
July 2009
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Professionalism
Is sending an e-mail to someone whom you don’t even know titled “You asshole. Answer”. Presumably seeking a job interview.
Might be useful for dealing with The Ex and his lawyer though.
June 2009
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Funny...
why is it that the introduction to every science subject usually has “Studying (insert name of science subject) helps you understand the world around you”? Studying history, art and literature does the same too, but I don’t see them blaring that out loud in the textbooks.
Music 101 Survey →
Would you like fries with that? Tell us how you like your music, take the survey. You knooow you want to.
On a Facebook Status:
XXX "Wonders why life can't be simple...swim, bike, run"
My reply: That's not life, that's a triathlon.
Irony...
While reading my CPF statement, a thought occurred to me. Wouldn’t the liner that tells you that you need a minimun balance in your Medisave for healthcare needs in old age be simply ironic if it was a dying person reading it?
“We’re sorry, you can’t use Medisave to cover healthcare in the remaining 6 months of your life because you might need it in your old age.”
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My dream phone is FINALLY out. →
On buying stuff for women
Sometimes, if a woman has been waiting for a particularly long time to buy something for herself, its generally a good idea not to go and buy it for her. Doing so would result in your head on the chopping block, not out of ingratitude, but because you just spoiled the whole “I’m getting this for myself” thrill for her.
“Many women fall victim to the falsehood that a Player exists only to serve his...”
– askmen.com I have only one thing to say to that. “HEEH!!!”
Bizzare Conversation with a Doctor
Doctor: You've got quite a cavity going on in that impacted tooth, you need to brush your teeth properly.
Me: Yeah, I try, but its hard to reach the impacted area.
Doctor: Well, that's good but you know, brushing isn't enough, you need to floss too.
Me: ....(Thinking: How in the HELL do you floss around an IMPACTED wisdom tooth??!!)
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May 2009
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WatchCute boys, great music. =)
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Poetry
Reading ‘Tilting Our Plates to Catch the Light’ by Cyril Wong. It almost moves me to tears. Which proves, after all, that I’m not QUITE the heartless bitch I sometimes think I am.
“The world is not going to end if you tell it to wait”
Obviously, something I need to repeat to myself 200 times a day.
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What makes a person a psycho?
For me, I think its blog and Facebook stalking someone to make sure she doesn’t pose a threat to you. And collecting her phone numbers, e-mail address and workplace to make sure that should she ever dare step on your toes, you can step back and make it painful.
The more I think of it, the more thankful I am that I extracted myself from the situation that created that side of me which took...
On Speaking with a Ridiculous Hongkie Accent Arh
Its fucking AWESOME because then you can talk about serious stuff and still make it sound ridiculously funny. The only problem is that I am now not only TALKING in it but THINKING in it too.
Still human
“I’m still your daughter, sister, friend. Still the person who walks past you, likes ordering a mocha frappacino with extra whipped cream at Starbucks. Still the person who walks her dog in the park, cries at sappy movies, secretly STILL eats Happy Meals, enjoys a good mystery novel and gets annoyed at rush hour crowds in the bus. I still get that flip flop in my stomach, the thump of...
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Molten Lava Chocolate Cake
My new favorite to make. Recipe’s a rough estimation:
4 oz bittersweet chocolate 3 oz butter 2-4 oz castor sugar 3 tablespoonfuls flour 2 eggs
Balancing a metal bowl over a saucepan of barely simmering water, melt butter and chocolate together. Cool slightly, beat in sugar, eggs and flour. Divinde into 2 ramekins, it might fill a third though, stick in the freezer. When good and frozen,...
Home Made Larabars →
Here’s a thing I’ve always dug, making your own energy bars at home. Mainly because I’m hopelessly addicted to Larabars, Clif bars and Luna bars but live half the globe away from 99cent sales at Walmart.
Ponders
Sometimes I wonder if I should move to Tumblr and be done with. Then I realise with the semi-anonymity, I get to be flippant, random and bimbotic. I don’t feel compelled to talk about politics or anything big and important. I’ll just leave things as they are. Thanks.
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Conversation with D after surfing the relationship...
Me: Men can be such shits.
D: Mmmm.
Me: I'm sorry you belong to such a wretched species.
D: Do YOU think I'm wretched?
Me: Not really.
D: Thanks. I think.
