Ninja Chipmunk of DOOM!
Photos, quotes, random blurbs of a life.
I must be pissed drunk
Despite only having had two sips of wine at dinner.
I mean, how else do I explain why I am now attempting to write a Beckett-ian play about the day my ex-husband told me that 1. he did not apreciate me giving up my life to move overseas with him and he didn’t have to because I did not have a life to give up in the first place. And 2. I was never and will never be his best friend. Ever.
Oh and better yet. In this play? He’s a tree. And its symbolic.
Yep, pissed f**king drunk while sober. This can’t get any better.
Funny Anecdote
Coming from a blog I read often:
Christan man chasing after stranger who does not want to be witnessed to: Woman, you are LOST!
Annoyed stranger: Then why are you FOLLOWING ME?!!
Professionalism
Is sending an e-mail to someone whom you don’t even know titled “You asshole. Answer”. Presumably seeking a job interview.
Might be useful for dealing with The Ex and his lawyer though.
Birthday latte! Because I think that when you reach your 20’s, you might be a LITTLE OLD for cake and candles. But that’s just me. Or it could just be my caffeine addiction talking.
Funny…
why is it that the introduction to every science subject usually has “Studying (insert name of science subject) helps you understand the world around you”? Studying history, art and literature does the same too, but I don’t see them blaring that out loud in the textbooks.
Ooooohhhh!!!!! *SQUEEE*
Ninja Star Coat Hooks
Music 101 Survey
Would you like fries with that? Tell us how you like your music, take the survey. You knooow you want to.
Protect ya neck.
Some people may tell you at some point that “Love is the most powerful thing in the world”. This is bullshit. Acceptance of its “ultimate” power is why people stay with lovers who hit them, cheat on them and hurt them. Never forget that YOU are more powerful than love. You have the power to use love, to change love, to make love in a way that suits you. Resignation to its swift and steady current only increases the chances you will be dashed, bloody and broken, on the rocks over the next inevitable waterfall.
I’m not saying don’t love. Shit, love fully and deeply, but never ignorantly. If someone does not, cannot, love you fully then cut that person loose. The world is a cancophony of breaking hearts and we ALL deserve to be happy.
Fuck that. I. Me. I deserve to be happy.
This is why I follow Gus. Because he is RIGHT.
On a Facebook Status:
- XXX "Wonders why life can't be simple...swim, bike, run"
- My reply: That's not life, that's a triathlon.
The new clockwork collection is out! With even bigger fing faces and a new color too! OOhh!!!!
